Messages From Match
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I once met a man in a trench coat. He often slept in an alleyway adjacent to my old bus stop. This elderly man would tell me of the universe as I waited for the bus to arrive as I so often did. One day, a rainstorm came through and he was no longer there. I looked all around and later found him. He was in the mirror. I was him all along. I’m actually homeless. I don’t have a mirror. My life is a sham. My words are meaningless.

Filed Under: Homeless Houdini

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Friday, 4th May
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I like looking at things. I also enjoy hearing things. Also feeling things is quite nice. Especially when those things are shiny and feel nice and make funny noises. I am a train. I choo-choo-choose you.

Filed Under: Still high from Coachella

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Monday, 30th April
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I am —- the difference between past and future. 

I am —- the space between up and down left or right. 

I am —- the belief of things unseen and the promise of things to come. 

I am —- the earth tones that reach you with melodies to sooth your soul. 

I am —- that moment you feel just before a smile. 

I am —- the burn in one stride forward through time and space. 

I am —- all and in all… Do you know my name? 

I am —- your moment in time. 

I am —- your perception, I offer myself to you freely… do with me as you will.

Filed Under: I am —- an unemployed poet.

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Tuesday, 17th April
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Would you be interested in modeling for a character in my video game? It is a realistic game that requires a female actor who is cocky and  arrogant. I cant model myself because i am too manly. I found this out in the last couple of days lol. I gave the character manly characteristics and i cant seem to get it right.

Filed Under: Derek Zoolander does Visual Basic

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Tuesday, 20th March
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Lions in waiting… So, I hear two Leo’s together is fireworks. Hopefully they mean the good kind ;-) You mention that you enjoy red wine. What styles or varietals get you most excited to sink your senses into?

Filed Under: Hi, my name is Simba and I’m an alcoholic.

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Saturday, 10th March
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Currently trying to learn molecular gastronomy which is cooking with Science. I’m not one but I think learning vegan and vegetarian methods to baking and cooking is much different than regular everyday meals. 

Filed Under: Please pack your knives, and go home.

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Thursday, 8th March
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Please take a look at my profile and see if it resonates. Primarily, I hope you can make it through with minimal gagging, but I think you will note similarities in our attitudes and interests. And in our shared passion for shoes.

Filed Under: Jimmy Choo S&M

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Tuesday, 28th February
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Out of curiosity, what’s your opinion about this election year and the polling vertigo?

Filed Under: Four score and seven mental institutions ago
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Wednesday, 22nd February
▲ 25

Fertilus pregnosus - I just put a spell on you.

I put a spell on you that will make you more furtile.

Filed Under: Dr. Harry Potter, OB/GYN

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Tuesday, 7th February
▲ 18

Great smile
We have a lot in common
I am looking for marriage
I was born in Italy came to NY age 9 
I work in manhattan as engineer
I have a home in Astoria
Love to get to know & maybe we can start
2012 together

Filed Under: Voted Off Ellis Island

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Friday, 27th January