After reading your bio I think I’m in love. Let’s put it this way; if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night (God forbid he does) and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. I would fulfill his position as nipple creator. Not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.
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OH MY GOD MY FRIEND AND I SAW THIS BUT AFTER THE WHOLE THING IT SAID: God bless your dad. SO WE CUSTOMIZED OUR OWN...
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seriously? sweetest thing i’ve ever heard. don’t know what’s wrong with people these days.
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